Comments on: Dear Paris,

By: Great. Another Animal Memoir «

Great. Another Animal Memoir « — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:48:02 +0000

[...] I think that when we as people figure out how to appreciate the bits of ourselves that are falcon, parrot, cheetah, dog… we realize the depth and possibility of humanity. However, when we instead layer who we are onto the animals before us, we simply amplify who we are and learn nothing. Such a shame. Everything that is alien and non-human around us has so much to teach us. E.O. Wilson discovered more of what it meant to be human in a thriving warring hill of ants than Paris Hilton will even learn from Tinkerbell, her mini chihuahua in designer duds. (Sorry, Paris. Ever since she bought a parrot I’ve been picking on her a little.) [...]

By: rebecca

rebecca — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:30:01 +0000

While I am seriously doubtful that Paris would be up and posting to blogs at 7AM, I love this…”innocent as a parrot”. Innocent indeed, but boy can they innocently make tremendous trouble. I’m adding that saying to my favorites. I know a lot of people who are “as innocent as a parrot”.

By: Paris

Paris — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:05:24 +0000

I named the Parrot “Hank” after my girlfriends Dad, “Hank” wrote her an email saying that she needs to stop hanging out with Hollywood types. Naming the Parrot “Hank” is a reminder to Mr. Hank R-c-o that I am as innocent as a Parrot. Don’t worry Hank, C-r-sa is HUGE!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:17:19 +0000

This “article” is disgraceful and disgusting. Yes, Paris will probably have nothing to do with the bird in less then a month. You used this platform to attack her personally by talking about how “Paris doesn’t like to eat”, how her “corpse will look when she is deceased”, and her catch phrases? Do you not have anything insightful to say other then to bash her for how she looks, or her weight? This article is nothing but a joke. Also, her parrot will probably get more attention, toys, than you could probably ever give your bird. She hired a staff to look after her ferrets, so I am sure her parrot will get staff to look after it as well. You sound jealous TBH.

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:15:56 +0000

Oh my, I hadn’t heard this. I hope things end up better for the bird than I imagine they will…

By: rebecca

rebecca — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:53:52 +0000

Why is it that celebs give their pets perfectly normal human names and then give their children names more appropriate for pets?? Although I have to admit, I really like the name Hank for a grey.

By: Barbara Heidenreich

Barbara Heidenreich — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:57:55 +0000

I think we were reading each others minds when we saw the news! Let’s hope Paris will jump on the positive reinforcement band wagon. It would be good for Hank, Paris and perhaps a nice way to get the word out on how to have a GREAT relationship with a companion parrot : )

By: Patricia Sund

Patricia Sund — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:43:00 +0000

Okay, now this is scary. Think she’ll get a coach? Maybe she’ll go out and buy a new wardrobe to match her new BFF. This isn’t good. But then again, maybe she’ll surprise us. I hope so.

By: brigit

brigit — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:02:26 +0000

ummm poor Parrot … i feel very sorry for the bird …Paris has no time for u Jettin here and there all over the world ,,,,soon u will be tossed aside and ignored but then again maybe the household maids and servants will enjoy u and u will more than likely belong to them .. they do need TLC you know

By: Parrot Wrapz

Parrot Wrapz — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:39:40 +0000

Hey Paris, you can your new parrot in a Parrot Wrapz.